Girl Pissing On The Sidewalk

The night started out like any other. Met up and greeted each other by opening a fresh bottle of Hennessey. No need to waste money on overpriced drinks at the club.

About eight shots later, we are ready to roll out.

Party crew! Disperse!

We arrive at Trinity -- late. Our friendly, always smiling bouncer demanded payment in order to ensure our safe passage. Sure thing. Here is your bribe, I mean...

"Door fee."

Ah, good old Trinity. Always a good time. We wound up at the bar somehow, then, bought the overpriced drinks which I had specifically tried to avoid.

So, my girl "Lil Blue" and I got split up, I saw her run off. I decided I wasn't going to follow. I got no time for her ratchet needs. Run off if you want, you'd better come back with a drink.

I am now by myself with a bunch of random drunk asses and the drinks are hitting hard. Oh, who is over there, a group of girls.

Maybe I will just blend in.

Someone slapped my ass, it better be a girl. Cause that shit hurt.

The fuck? It's 2:30AM? Lights come on and everyone scatters. What happened to those girls? And who slapped my booty so hard? Oh, Lil Blue is back and she is more fucked up than me. Weak.

She got me some water, how sweet.

She runs over to one of the go-go girls and says something. No idea... I can't hear shit and everything is spinning.

Now outside the club, struggling to stand as an Uber comes to save the day. I can safely conclude that the night was lit. Lil Blue takes her shoes off then immediately tries to put them back on, for some reason, I don't know.

I'm not a doctor.

"The fuck, you can't put your own shoes back on?"

So I knelt down to help get her shit together and I can't do it either. How come everything has to be so fucking complicated. From the clothing to the fucking person wearing it. Damn it!

"Hey, Leo."

Who the fuck is calling my name!

Oh, it's someone whose ass I haven't seen since high school. I stand up and have a little chat and let Lil Blue figure her shit out.

The Uber is here, thank God. I can finally get off the fucking streets.

We were not more than five minutes into the drive when Lil Blue tells the driver, she has to puke. Our panicked Uber Bro immediately pull over and this begins the 30 minute ride that took two fucking hours.

I'm in the back seat waiting patiently for the sweet release of death when we made a stop. Again. But in the meantime, I can't even begin to imagine the bill they are going to hit me with. Damn you Lil Blue!

To be continued...

Comments

The Most Popular:

The Embodiment Of Cuck

Asian/White Couples

Someone Hit The Lambo Pt. 2

Hash-Tags