2017 Corvette C7 Stingray

I'm back at Zadart because I had a need for speed and money to burn, obviously, I had to get rid of it the only way I know.

On cool cars, baby!

It has been a dream of mine to one day, roll in a Corvette: the all-American muscle, the loud exhaust and obnoxious styling. Its exactly what I want in a car.

Sadly, I don't have any pictures. I'm not a car blogger, though, next time I will for sure remember to document my endeavor. Next time.

So where was I.

For me, the exhaust and the engine's angelic choir alone would be enough to make me want to sell a kidney or two, even throw in a liver for free.

The interior looks cheap, maybe it adds to the sportiness of the car. But it sure does not scream luxury or expensive.

The exterior styling is very boxy, like those older Bimmers. I love boxes. Very sexy. It reminds me of a Ferrari in the front but is unmistakably a Corvette in the back. I can see that boxy booty whenever I look in the mirrors, which, is also very sleek and small.

It is very tame and quiet while cruising, very much on par with my Lexus in terms of general road noise.

Give it about 70%+ throttle and the monster unleashes it's fury.

Be sure to do it while in a tunnel or under a wide bridge for maximum enjoyment. Creep up on those MPG loving hipsters, then, scare the shit out of them with your uncontrollable power.

Speaking of power, the car feels... Slow. Pretty much all the time, except near WOT. It is almost like the engine struggles against the weight of the car. Like the power is there, but the car is just too fat. Maybe it is the way the car sounds in low RPM, I know its not a slow car. Buttttttttttttttt.

Control-ability is pretty good, if you drive like a normal human being. If you take any tight turn at speed then blip the throttle hard, you are a gonna drift. If you stomp on the gas at a dead stop, you are gonna burn tires. Simple as that. Don't drive like a douche and you won't wreck your Corvette.

Overall, I would buy one. If it was cheap enough. I didn't do my research, but I'd say this car would be right at home with a 40K-60K price range.


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