The Music Sucks At Clubs

It is November 29, 2017.

Why the fuck, are you playing the 80's... At a club...

In 20-fucking-17.

The clubs in Washington are providing an experience, which, coincides with partying in the vacuum of space. For it's patrons.

It is starting to fucking suck.
Just a few years ago, EDM was EDM and hip-hop is hip-hop. Now, everything is all mixed together. Which, sounds pretty good. But it's still silly.

With the latest trend... the 80's are making a comeback. And it's dumb as fuck.

Mixing hip-hop and EDM is passable, because you still have that bounce element. Mixing classic rock and EDM? It just make things awkward.

Like, what the fuck, awkward.

Not to mention, DJs are playing slower and slower, poorly EDM-ified music. They try to make it, at least, a little cool. But, its not.

DJs nowadays, suck.

I would get it, if, this was at one of those hipster bars in the weird part of town. But these are mainstream clubs. And Trinity has a room called the EDM room, which, for some reason, isn't playing EDM anymore.

Trinity isn't the only one guilty of hosting shitty DJs: Q Nightclub, Lucky Strike, Sugar Hill, basically all of them.

The general consensus seems to be that they are moving away from high energy. Adopting this new craze called, "vibe." Add another item to the list of things, those bun wearing hipsters are changing...

"Yooo, I'm going to the club. But I ain't gonna dance, I'm gonna vibe. It's gonna be far out, mannn. Grab me my weed, homies."

Fuck you.

Sincerely... Me.

Seriously, when you go to a club. You are there to hear loud music, jump around, let out all the stress and energy you've collected throughout the week, at that shitty job. Then, leave a blank slate.

Not leave more stressed because you can't dance to any of the music. You don't do Molly and you aren't a pothead, even alcohol can't improve the music. So what is there to do!?

Fuck this shit.

I'm opening my own club and playing my own music.

Welcome to Club XTC.


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