Jack In The Box Girl Pt. 2

So, my gamble did NOT pay off. Luckily, it was just a Benjamin.

Not a huge loss, just unfortunate.

Several months later, a random number texted me.

"Hey, honey! How you been, long time no see."

...Who the fuck, is this!?

"It's Crystal."


"My stripper cousin is here, wanna have a threesome?"

Its 3AM and I was drunk as fuck. Oh, fuck yeah.

I've always wanted to have a threesome. :(

She started off, pretty good. Sounded horny as fuck. She wanted me to come to their hotel, but, she needed a little help with some bills. Only like -- $700. Could I pleasseeeeee help a girl, in need.


Stop yanking my chain, y'all bitches. That was funny.

She was dead serious, SEVEN HUNDRED to fuck a ratchet, well loosened pussy.


You think that pussy is made of gold? I better pull my shit out and see it covered in diamonds.

Or at least, get a sandwich... After.

Long story short, I said hell NAW!

She lowered her price to $400. Sounds much better... For the lonely fucker who wasn't getting any, for free.

Hell no, BITCH.

You must have forgotten, that, you ran with my money.

"Baby, that was only a hundred, it's nothing."

Bitch, that was MY hundred. You ain't getting shit.

"But you said, you would help me."


Aww, poor girl is so naive and innocent. I feel so sad. Sure, let me give you all my money. Just cause, you so damn cute.


Ever heard of a little thing, called, lying? Bitch!?

So where was all that, about, you being my girlfriend and the bomb-ass sex? Still haven't seen any bombs or sex.

"I'll do anything you want, daddy."

Blah blah blah, all talk.

Let me teach, all you... a lesson, right now.

...Fool me once, it's your bad.

...Fool me twice, I'm the dumb, mother fucking, piece of shit and I deserved it.

There is no third time, there shouldn't even be a second time. Especially, with a hoe like this. Be smart enough to know what you are in for. Before it's too late.

There was no way in hell, I was gonna see her and not want to pimp slap her.

So, I just bullshitted... had a little fun.

Oh yes, I still really like you. I just got paid, I just want to see you naked, we don't even have to do anything. I just want to see that sexy body.

"Yes, please. I really need money right now. I will do anything for you."

She ate it all up, called me all these names, described in detail what she gonna do, for me.


I went for the kill, told her I will give her whatever she wanted. If, she sent me nudes.

She didn't believe me.

I said, that's fine.

You don't have to, if you don't want to. 

Got money sitting right here, in my Louis Vuitton wallet. Collecting dust, waiting for a girl to spend it on.

I got the nudes.

I then, cut the bitch off. (Not gonna show everything, I gotta be, at least, a little nice.)

I now, consider her debt, paid.


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