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What is the purpose of this blog?

No purpose, really.

I come from the time when assholes roamed the Earth, where the weak got dunked into your nearest and shittiest toilet.

When nerds aspired to be the assholes. Then get the girl... And go on to pick on the new generation of dweebs.

What I'm saying is, it's okay to go out and get drunk. Go out and be a man for the night.

See those fine chicks over there...? 

Tell them they got nice tits.

Come back here, and share with me your cool stories!


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