Mind-Blowing Reason Girls Got Jealous

Girls get jealous for a lot of reasons. And you would assume the reasoning behind all the crazy, to make perfect sense.

Well, you can only dream... You silly goose.

A few months ago, on the night after my fiasco in Seattle. I was laying in bed, wondering why I wasn't drunk. When...

I get a series of texts, which, were confusingly emotional. Toss in a splash of crazy and just a pinch of shroom-induced psychosis. And you got what I saw.
"I can't believe, you would do something like that."

"I didn't think you were that kind of person, but you are."

"You really hurt me, you know that?"

Okay, hang the fuck on. What the hell did I do?

"I can't believe you, Leo."

What!?

"I fucking heard you, all night."

What the fuck are you talking about?

"You were fucking that girl, I saw you."

That would be nice, since I was up all night... Stranded... With God damn Pacquiao. How the fuck, could I be fucking, some fucking girl.

She went on and on and on about this imaginary girl.

Okay, you know what? You can do what you want. I'm getting a drink... Crazy ass.

"I'm not fucking crazy! I saw you!"

Where then...!?

"You brought her to my house and fucked her in my room."

Oh that's cool. How about... YOU FUCKING TELL ME HOW, WHEN I WAS OVER AN HOUR AWAY. WITHOUT A CAR OR FUCKING PHONE. Oh and not to mention, I WAS IN FUCKING SEATTLE, NOT ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR CRAZY, FIRE-CROTCH ASS THE ENTIRE NIGHT. YOU CRAZY ASS BITCH.

"Okay, maybe it was a dream."

I don't even...

"But it felt so real."

You... You... You are joking with me right?

"You really hurt me last night, Leo."

YOU WERE FUCKING DREAMING!

Now I'd be lying, if I didn't say, this was one of my, most trying... Moments.

You just can't win, against crazy.

In example two, there was a girl I used to know. She is no longer with us, because she fucked with the wrong person. And person... Decided to make sure, that, she never made the same mistake, again.

It was just a sad time. Treating people like shit is fine. But, fucking killing someone? Come on.

Fuck the sob story. This is not, what we're about.

The crazy part was, her friends were actually jealous. FUCKING JELLY! Cause she was getting all the attention.

One of them even said so, herself.

Told me to stop talking about her dead friend, because girls get jealous about stuff like that.

That was probably, the second dumbest thing I have ever heard... In my life.

Well... Since you are so steamy, with jealousy. How about YOU GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF?

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!

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