How To Prepare Yourself For Cunnilingus (Bro Version)

Prepare yourself!

For, this is the moment, YOUR moment.

Are you gonna fuck this shit up? 

No, you'd hate yourself for the rest of your life.

Before you unbuckle and rip those pants away, WAIT!

And read these, hard-learned lessons:

1. Wash Your Shit

Yes, wash those twigs and berries.

And not with JUST water, either.

You got to use a little soap and scrub them bitches. Because there is some funk, that will survive an H2O rub down.

How did I know?

A girl told me,  and I was like... "Really!?"

I proceeded to reach down, take a sample and sniff. SHE WAS RIGHT!

Can you imagine having that piece of ass, tell you, you stank.

2. Shave
Shaving that bush, is quite important.

For EVERYONE.

Plus, it is nice to just look clean.

I'm talking both the pubes in your pubis region, and the ass crack.

This is a girl, but you get the picture.

3. Smelling Good

Now you don't wanna go spraying cologne all over yourself.

The soap should be enough to do the job.

Though for me, personally. If I wanted to go the extra mile, I'd spray a little smell-good-juice in the lower stomach region.

Too lazy to clean yourself up? Here is some motivation.

4. Should You Tell Her

Should I warn her, when I'm about to spray my love nectar, all over her mouth.

I think you should, at least, I do.

That way, the girl knows to keep going, and not change what she is doing or go faster.

So there we have it, some preventative maintenance for your junk.

It really isn't rocket science or advanced biological chemistry, to make yourself more appealing.

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