I Hate Influencers

Hey! Look at me!

I am a dumb, rich kid... With a whole lot of money. Watch me do dumb shit, that you can't do, cause you're poor.

While you are watching me do this dumb shit, you are making me RICHER.

I mean, sure.

Influencers/YouTubers/Instagrammers/Twitterers, whatever the fuck, they wanna call themselves.

They have a place, and a time.

And that place, is not as role models or authoritative figures.

These assholes capturing young minds?

You've got to be kidding me.

No way.

So, there. These people, there job is to essentially... Sell themselves out to the highest bidder.

Promote and push bullshit like: bullshit teas, bullshit supplements, bullshit hats, bullshit shirts, bullshit-bullshit.

Influencer is such a WRONG term to use. The only thing those bitches influence, is my flatulence.

Acting like they're inspiring or great role models.

Some probably are, but most are not.

These people, they're attention whores. They don't care about YOU. They care about the NUMBERS.

How many followers do I have today? Oh, you dying? Well, did you subscribe and follow?

Only providing content, if it equals dollars in their pocket. It makes sense, everyone needs a job to survive. But is playing video games all day, being on Twitter, posting bullshit on Instagram, is that really considered... A job?

Isn't that what celebrities are for? Even they, have some form of talent.

Who are these people, and why are they even on the news?

For some reason, being a social media whore. Is noteworthy now. It's not.


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