Getting Bitches In 2019

I have a girlfriend, which might surprise some of you.

Free pussy.

That is right.

But there's really nothing free about it because... Nothing that involves pussy is ever free.

You will pay: financially, emotionally, physically spiritually, chronologically.

You WILL pay.

And I'm probably going to be single again in the not too distant future.

Back in the day, I really respected women. I was shy, quiet, and excessively introverted. I was one of those who would say,

"Hey she isn't a bitch, she's a lady!"

I would be proud to have a beautiful lady, whom, I could treat like a princess! Work hard all day, and come home to her beautiful smile. Nothing else! I want to spend every free moment with my love. Give her everything because she is worth every penny.

Now I feel disgusted even thinking those words.

A bald, mother-fucker once told me,

"You've got to be an asshole. Bitches love assholes, just don't give a fuck about them. Be an asshole..."

The words "be an asshole" echoed in my mind.

I wondered what those words really meant, and why were we referring to women as bitches, again.

Well let me tell you what.

I never got a girl...

Until I became the person I am now. Nice, really isn't that nice. Sure, the bitches might talk to you, maybe complain to you about some asshole they're fucking. Get you to pay for some dinner, and maybe get a little emotional investment.

Then it is right back to the same old, same old.

Now you're her best friend. While someone else gets to load that pussy up with jizz.

Which is cool, if you enjoy being a soy latte drinking cuck.

I've never fucked more pussy, until now. Until that fateful day when I realized the truth. The one thing bitches are good for... Which is also the ONLY thing they're good for. And how they're all the same. Like literally...

If you fuck enough pussy, and you will notice a pattern.

...How tits look different, but they all kind of feel the same

...How your junk notices too that all the vaginas kind of feel the same.

Speaking of titties, my pecs feel just as sexy... If not more, than those fake tits! That is what happens when you bench 225 on the regular, bitches! For your arms, just fuck fat bitches until you get those massive gains. Put them on your back, and do some squats for maximum pump!

But bitches will outrage if you say they're all the same.

"I'm a unique, and empowered female! I say!"

"You're just another shit bag asshole!"

Then they start hurling shit back, and the their ball-less bitches come running...

"Come let me be your human floor mat!" Step on me, please."

Seriously.

Get off the fucking floor, are you gonna keep being a cuck? Or you wanna try being something different today.

I mean, I'm not talking shit.

I'm just speaking the hard hitting truth that rocks people to their very core. Shattering that fake wall, reinforced by Facebook, Instagram and desperate betas.

Anyways...

Female hygiene is probably the big, noticeable difference. Which reminds me of a story.

I was eating this Thai girl's pussy one night (I made sure it was a real pussy before I got anywhere near that shit) and I found cottage cheese. I could have sworn I smelled something funny too...

Fucking DISGUSTING.

I was horny, so I went for it. Picking out the cheese bits on my tongue as I went.

But fuck, never did I get anywhere near that shit with my mouth again.

Which was good, I can do way less work and still get those legs to open... So whatever. She's a good backup for when there's no better pussy.

But I was traumatized from that day.

How hard is it to keep your pussy clean?

Some vaginas straight up smell like piss, like, I'd be fucking and as soon as I unload; I would notice a pee smell.

Maybe I was the one who took a piss? Who knows.

I would say, less than 75 percent of the bitches I've been with kept that pussy fresh. If it's that bad for girls, I can't imagine the opposite scenario.

Damn.

Do better.

So it is true, you've got to be an asshole in 2019 to get laid.

Go hit the gym, and admire yourself before you admire anyone else. You've got to build yourself into something worth respecting, before asking anyone to do the same.

And please... Don't let the bitches use your balls to scrub their shoes. Like that Gillette ad, do better.

All bitches fit into the following categories: needy, crazy, gold-digger, slutty, stupid. Some fit into multiple categories. To make the experience even more fun.

So go out then pick one, play the game and bring it home.

Bitches say they tired of the game... No such thing. The reality of being a bitch is that your life revolves around it.

What is this game, you say?

It's actually an over-complicated fucking filter used to weed out the betas from the alphas. Think about it. I talked about it, like, two seconds ago.

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