Rich Folks And Their Sugar Babies

I happen to know a lot of escorts, hookers, companions... whatever you wanna call it, it is the oldest profession in town. Right next to working behind a dumper at Wendy's giving $20 BJs.

Every now and then, these girls would tell me about some rich bruh, who will take them to a nice little brunch then causally drop $1,500 on the table. 

"Here you go! Just a little gift from me."

Do you know how long it would take to make that kind of money, sitting behind a dumpster? A long time.

And the funny part is, these assholes got families too, so they're already treatin the wifey to that Chanel and L.V. yum yum. Yet, they got SO much money, they can afford to splurge on a side piece/s too.

These girls are already making 200+ an hour, and if you are a "high-class" escort, it is 500+ an hour easy. And don't even get me started on that chick who did like one video, so now she thinks she is a porn star... they are not broke.

Yet, here we are.

I don't know about you, but if I had that kind of money, I wouldn't end world hunger or any of that boring shit either. I also wouldn't throw money at a girl just for having lunch with me, if anything, that is pretty sad. You actually need, to like, pay a hot chick... to be seen with you... in public.

I am not a beautiful mother fucker either, but even I don't need to pay bribes. And that's just for some fake friendship, you are paying just to sit and eat, not even sex! I don't know where to begin. I give up! I give up... I must be living in some alternate dimension.

Now here is what a true, man of the world, would do with his riches... I would go out and buy lots of Hennessy, then I'd be sexing up anything that moves. Maybe occasionally splurge on that high-class lifestyle, just to see how it feels, but I'd just hump the shit out of that too. When the dink has withered away and is no longer of any use, I'd peacefully die surrounded by my favorite strippers. 

For the next part, remember they aren't escorts. Even though they pretty much do the same thing? 

We got the everyday girl version of that... with sugar babies.  Which is the same story, you are forking over cash for companionship, a "connection" or whatever, a learning of shit, blah blah blah. Some include fucking and some don't. That's nice and all, but I've seen these chicks talk like they are doing YOU the favor... by taking your money and spending time out of their busy schedule, to like, hang with you. And if you enjoy spending money on shit like that, I got bad news for you, you're probably the kind of person who enjoys seeing their wife railed by randoms. I mean, the wife part is probably a stretch, but we can pretend.

But hey, it is your money. You can do whatever you want with it.



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