How The Fuck Are You People Shitting

How the fuck does it spray on a wall?

And how in the fuck does it seem to go backwards... then upwards?

I think our human population got aliens in the mix, whose assholes are detachable, because there is simply NO way.

I've stumbled upon murder scenes made of shit and toilet paper, and let me tell you... I am now an unwilling expert in poop analysis.

On a side note, if you are one of these people who literally cannot clean up their own shit. You are part of the reason this country is in the shitter. Seriously, you sat on your nasty fucking ass... made a mess... then just shrugged. Leaving it for some poor underpaid soul to pick up after you. The shit is one thing, but there are degenerates who leave their toilet paper crown. Right fucking there, and probably their shit in the toilet too... cause why not.

What we need less of, is people like that in the world. This attribute is one of those special qualities with zero boundaries or discrimination. Assholes of all genders, smarts, colors, backgrounds, amounts of money... whatever. It doesn't matter where you go, you got people who are like this.

I don't understand why people choose to be lazy motherfuckers, when you could literally kick your shit into the toilet and flush it. You don't even need to walk far, just stand up.

How can you expect these people to care about shit like climate change, systemic racism, and whatever bullshit people drone on about... when they can't even take care of the most basic thing.


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