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The Stripper That Won't Take No

We snuck in some shots...

Those little mini bottles.

They surprisingly, pack quite the punch.

One or two, and I'm feeling good! Three or four? Forget about it.

It's over.

Sitting on my right, is Fairy. To my left... Dumb Ass. Why Dumb Ass?

Well...
We all have THAT friend.
And Dumb Ass, is THAT friend.

The three of us made it rain, last week. Even gave the waitress a Washington Shower.

It was great fun. I remember,

...Not much, actually.

...But I got more love, than my asshole friends.

So I was happy.

This one waitress kept trying to twerk... Aannndddd I see why she is a waitress.

Everyone should show more love for our waitresses... Really. 

They get minimal attention, and the really fun job of cleaning up after everyone's done. And who knows what they do about the backroom... Nasty.

I was there, as usual, just trying to have a good time.

...Being a unrepentant drunk.

...Ogle at tits, with ZERO shame.

I was a bit tired. But that won't stop me.

I saw the same waitress, from …

The Kavanaugh Effect

Before you continue, this post isn't about putting Kavanaugh on blast.

This is about the bitches.

So hit the back button, if you're a feminist... Or a little bitch.

I'm really hung over from last night's Long Island challenge. So I hate life. And reading the news, makes me hate all you too.

Wholesome ladies, everywhere... They say, they reserve the right to be sluts.

...If I have my titties flopping everywhere, no one can touch them.

...If I dress like a prostitute, no one can stare.

...If I touch you, you can't touch me back.

You put yourself in a situation, and you get mad when the fairy and butterfly result, doesn't happen?

What else did you expect?

When you're a girl, and you surround yourself with a bunch of drunk assholes? What do you think would fucking happen?

Were you under a rock all this time?

There are movies, and shit everywhere. The answer is very obvious. You can even try Googling it.

"What would happen if I: dressed like a whore then go…

Gender Fluid Parents

Oh shit!

So I found my people.

All this bullshit going on in the world. The more I see it, the more I am ashamed to be human.

I try to be accepting and considerate, I really do... I...

...Don't hate it.

...Don't support it.

Just leave me the fuck alone.

But the level of retardation in this world, is out of control.

And these bitches are doing it just for the attention.

They announced it, before the first snip even happened! LOL! The comments from other people, really speak for themselves.

"this is what happens when two -10/10's get together and have a child we need a war, famine or plague to bring people back to reality srs"
A little excessive, but fuck YEAH.

"This chit is multiple mental disorders and a product of a deteriorating society, the biggest loser here is the child who has absolutely no chance in life now, will probably continue cycle if he has children"
I mean... You have to have SOME issues, if you think the best course of action... Is to cu…

Fat Bitches

I never talk shit... Only to those who deserve it.

So when it comes to people who are unfortunate enough, to be born with some kind of "challenge".

Who the fuck am I? To talk shit about a condition someone was born with.

Am I right?

"HEY! You 4'11 mother fucker. You can't reach that shelf? Too bad! No Cheerios for you, shawty."
I mean, what are you gonna accomplish...? Insulting a fat/short/bald person?

Most you can do is, give yourself a pat on the back.


Then go home and jerk off.

But that only lasts like... Two seconds.

You need more fulfilling hobbies.

Our friend here, made a poor choice.

"I wish GUYS ON THIS SITE WOULD STOP PUMPING UP BITCHES HEADS ON THIS SITE. LET'S BE. REAL THERE ARE FAT BITCHES ON HERE THAT BE POSTING PICTURES AND SAYING SHIT THAT YOU ARE UNQUALIFIED FOR IN THE REAL WORLD. STOP IT MY BROTHERS."
Then the responses from our fat bitches, left a strong fish smell in the air.

It's like, I get the fool insulted you first.

That Is It, I Am Disconnecting

After drinking s few beers, I got thinking.

You know how, sometimes.

You do stuff that's not good for you. Then one day, out of the blue, you realize it?

It happened to me, and what I realized was this...

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram... All the cool shit, kids are into nowadays. It's so FUCKING negative.

Like the shit people get up in arms about. It's the equivalent of a baby, kicking and screaming for attention.

After much reflection, I've come to a conclusion...

I know how mass shooters are made.

And they are made online.

I've been full of hate lately! So much hate, I could juice myself... Mix in a little vodka, a splash of Tabasco, Coke... A pinch of salt.

Lets not forget those little, mint, green things.

And you'd have a drink that FUCKS YOU, right up to space.

...You WILL puke your brains out.

...Have beer goggles, times one-hundred.

So I'm unplugging, yanking my Ethernet cable out of the wall. Fuck it.

I feel like, if this continues... I might go postal…